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tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

kanyeghostniall:

"i can see your bra" good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

THIS

im-onlysleeping:

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

and even then it is highly unlikely

hockpock:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

Stephen is #11. Getting ready for heat race at Santa Maria!

Stephen is #11. Getting ready for heat race at Santa Maria!

No body move a muscle! They are both sitting quietly and reading.

No body move a muscle! They are both sitting quietly and reading.

  • 15-year-old me:

    MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*

  • me now:

    for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

nevver:

Breakfast of Champions, Robert C. Jackson

nevver:

Breakfast of Champions, Robert C. Jackson

unlucky-artist:

Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in tv history 

rdjsass:

me whenever