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No body move a muscle! They are both sitting quietly and reading.

No body move a muscle! They are both sitting quietly and reading.

  • 15-year-old me:

    MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*

  • me now:

    for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

nevver:

Breakfast of Champions, Robert C. Jackson

nevver:

Breakfast of Champions, Robert C. Jackson

unlucky-artist:

Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in tv history 

rdjsass:

me whenever

ggaga:

when kids show u their drawings

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areyoutryingtodeduceme:

nimporteouvousallez:

Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd.

or someone has the weirdest ass ever

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

nimporteouvousallez:

Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd.

or someone has the weirdest ass ever

theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.

theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.